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F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?
F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y
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What if Cady in Mean Girls went to an all black school? WELL FANTASY JUST BECAME REALITY.
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in the middle of class, something starts going “ONION. ONION. ONION. ONION” loudly. an embarrassed student leaves the classroom and answers his phone. it is an onion ring
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes
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I’M YELLING GUYS I FOUND IT
I love the smell of sad rich white people in the morning
i’m happy that Obama won, but i’m more happy that the person this complete republican bitch in my grade likes didn’t
Please go and vote!
im fucking crying wth
Dear Sophia,
Woop dey ass…
I am Barack Obama and I...
i haven’t had school for the past week and i’m getting sick. i’m very emotionally unprepared for tomorrow